White Elephant (Christmas)

White Elephant is the gift swap issue, with the title wrapped in ribbon and a bow. Put your most ruthless gift-swapper on the cover as the steal of the year — stole the good candle, again — and the headlines cover every rule of the game: regift responsibly (that fruitcake has a passport), the spending limit (strictly enforced, loosely followed), three steals before it's frozen, and the best gift of all: everyone in one room again.

Change the name and every line to fit your own swap. It's a funny gift for the office-party champion, the aunt who always goes home with the best present, or anyone who plays to win in December.

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